It was a Soduko-finishing 💩
A dammit-forgot-a-newspaper 💩
A worthy of the Barner Name 💩
A BotoBoyBalucas 💩?
A podium 💩
A #barreled 💩
An I can’t feel my face, but I love it 💩
A 2-time nurses-clearing-the-room 💩
A depleted the floor of wet wipes 💩?
An original nurse didn’t come back 💩
A didn’t need a enema this time 💩 (Fantastic real progress there!)
A haaaaaaaaaadi-hoooooooo 💩
A nurse couldn’t contain mah 💩
A having enough time to wonder if this cute nurse finds me emotionally mature because I’m being vulnerable and unafraid to show her my 💩?
A #dirtyoldmanintraining 💩
We named the 3 waves:
Juicy Josh &
Johnny ‘Go ahead, sweep the leg, see what happens’
In lieu of gifts for the boys, please just have a great 💩. Celebrate it.
And with that, good night all.
Love you, mean it